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Orright. First things first. This webpage is gonna suck. Just warning ya. I dont wana be gettin' a shit load of emails saying how pathetic we are at making one (this is our first time u know - woohoo homepage virgins). Guess we better explain the whole reason we started building this - silverchair. We worship 'em. Our existance revolves around the band. And other than that, we're just two very bored indy chicks. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Seeing as neither of us have pics I guess we should give u a vague idea of what we look like. Firstly, we're both 16 (well this year anyway) and living in Australia. Both around 5'5"...and slim. OooOh and single (and loving it). Thats where the similarities end tho. Kel has medium length blonde hair with blue eyes. And Jade has medium length brown hair and brown eyes (gee, how boring) and a few peircings (but lets not talk about that). As for our personalities well.... We're both addicted to vodka (ok, truthfully its just alcohol in general). We can't stand moths and spiders. We have habits of cheating on guys. We hate being used (even though we think its ok to use other ppl) (I bet u're thinking 'bout leaving right now). We worship Daniel Johns. We love fucking cats. Ok not "FUCKING" them.....dammit, nevemind, you wouldnt get it. Uhmm, we both have irregular mood swings. We laugh at nothing for no reason. We have a fascination with mould. We enjoy pain (eg. walking on boiling hot roads barefoot, minor self mutilation, body piercing). We enjoy spending money we dont have, then stealing off our parents or whateva to get more. We like pissing people we dont know on public transport (or anywhere in general). We liked hanson for half an hour (when we heard they all got hit by some bus/car/train etc). We collect a large quantity of medication (just incase). We hate everyone in the town we live in (and we mean everyone - ok, 'cept eachother). We spend our time looking for more people to hate. We like making peoples lives hell. We hate kids. We hate teenies. We hate the media - it's a big bullshit circus. We hate you - nuh, just joking. With all this negativity I guess we should add, we are pretty cheerful grrls. *LOL*. Finally something nice. One of our best mates is Jess. She has a house full of lame ass younger brothers and they suck. She has a cat called melon. and uhmm she just rocks. Her drug dealer brother is an asshole. Her mum enjoys pissing her bf off, spending money and walking around in hardly any clothes on. Her bf sux if you ask us. He dumps her everyday (see why we love being single). And yeah.... Back to us... We love the beach. We're in the process of learning to surf. We only started cos we wanted to pick up guys... Fushia kicks ass. We ALWAYS use our acting skills to get what we want (eg. crying to get away with shit). We have a habit of going into tourist jointsand pretend to be a foriegners. Its quite funny. We love silverchair (have we already mentioned this?). Kel is related to Ben Cousins (a kick ass Aussie footy player) and braging about it provides endless entertainment. We go to the newagency together and look at cool cards which we should buy eachother (or ourselves). We have a birthday everyday, At this very moment Kellie is 5760. (That really is days old - but birthday is DAY not years...ok, this is confusing). Anyway that would make Jade 5487. *LOL*. We always discuss things that dont make any sense in the first place...and things that no one else will talk about. Death is a good topic for discussion. As is rashes, sex, why they put lemons in coke, how when you think about a guy they get itchy balls (its true! so we've heard anyway). Our fav. thing to do online is invite people to our ignore lists. We dont like love. But we like obsession. And lust is gr8....so uhmm lust for us. Not love...WTF are we talking about....?! We enjoy imitating animals. We have a habit of stripping when we drink. Our parties have become local favs...cos' we uhmm scam half the party, dance half naked (although we do make the guys there do it aswell). And we dont allow any other grrls there (*LOL* - it's rather funny if u ask err us). Jess is included in all of this btw. We avoid getting caught doing uhm everything at all costs. One day we're going to write a book about how to get away with everything . | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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